Teslas Are For Pussies
€19.99
You’re not here to save the planet — you’re here to burn rubber. This black t-shirt says what a lot of people are thinking but won’t say out loud. While others are busy plugging in, you're busy lighting it up. Teslas are for pussies, and you’ve got the horsepower (and the shirt) to prove it.
This tee is made for gearheads, street racers, and anyone who’d rather smell burnt fuel than virtue signaling. Zero filters. Zero EV love. Just raw attitude and a loud-ass engine.
If this shirt offends you… it’s probably about you.
Not for the faint of heart — or the faint of throttle
Color: Black, because of course it is
Fit: Unisex, built for real bodies
Clean fit, soft cotton, zero apologies.
Material: 100% cotton (soft as hell)
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee is made for gearheads, street racers, and anyone who’d rather smell burnt fuel than virtue signaling. Zero filters. Zero EV love. Just raw attitude and a loud-ass engine.
If this shirt offends you… it’s probably about you.
Not for the faint of heart — or the faint of throttle
Color: Black, because of course it is
Fit: Unisex, built for real bodies
Clean fit, soft cotton, zero apologies.
Material: 100% cotton (soft as hell)
car enthusiast t-shirt, anti-electric car shirt, funny car shirt, gearhead t-shirt, muscle car shirt, offensive car t-shirt, anti-Tesla shirt, muscle car tee, gas over electric shirt, car culture apparel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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You’re not here to save the planet — you’re here to burn rubber. This black t-shirt says what a lot of people are thinking but won’t say out loud. While others are busy plugging in, you're busy lighting it up. Teslas are for pussies, and you’ve got the horsepower (and the shirt) to prove it.
This tee is made for gearheads, street racers, and anyone who’d rather smell burnt fuel than virtue signaling. Zero filters. Zero EV love. Just raw attitude and a loud-ass engine.
If this shirt offends you… it’s probably about you.
Not for the faint of heart — or the faint of throttle
Color: Black, because of course it is
Fit: Unisex, built for real bodies
Clean fit, soft cotton, zero apologies.
Material: 100% cotton (soft as hell)
car enthusiast t-shirt, anti-electric car shirt, funny car shirt, gearhead t-shirt, muscle car shirt, offensive car t-shirt, anti-Tesla shirt, muscle car tee, gas over electric shirt, car culture apparel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee is made for gearheads, street racers, and anyone who’d rather smell burnt fuel than virtue signaling. Zero filters. Zero EV love. Just raw attitude and a loud-ass engine.
If this shirt offends you… it’s probably about you.
Not for the faint of heart — or the faint of throttle
Color: Black, because of course it is
Fit: Unisex, built for real bodies
Clean fit, soft cotton, zero apologies.
Material: 100% cotton (soft as hell)
car enthusiast t-shirt, anti-electric car shirt, funny car shirt, gearhead t-shirt, muscle car shirt, offensive car t-shirt, anti-Tesla shirt, muscle car tee, gas over electric shirt, car culture apparel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You’re not here to save the planet — you’re here to burn rubber. This black t-shirt says what a lot of people are thinking but won’t say out loud. While others are busy plugging in, you're busy lighting it up. Teslas are for pussies, and you’ve got the horsepower (and the shirt) to prove it.
This tee is made for gearheads, street racers, and anyone who’d rather smell burnt fuel than virtue signaling. Zero filters. Zero EV love. Just raw attitude and a loud-ass engine.
If this shirt offends you… it’s probably about you.
Not for the faint of heart — or the faint of throttle
Color: Black, because of course it is
Fit: Unisex, built for real bodies
Clean fit, soft cotton, zero apologies.
Material: 100% cotton (soft as hell)
car enthusiast t-shirt, anti-electric car shirt, funny car shirt, gearhead t-shirt, muscle car shirt, offensive car t-shirt, anti-Tesla shirt, muscle car tee, gas over electric shirt, car culture apparel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee is made for gearheads, street racers, and anyone who’d rather smell burnt fuel than virtue signaling. Zero filters. Zero EV love. Just raw attitude and a loud-ass engine.
If this shirt offends you… it’s probably about you.
Not for the faint of heart — or the faint of throttle
Color: Black, because of course it is
Fit: Unisex, built for real bodies
Clean fit, soft cotton, zero apologies.
Material: 100% cotton (soft as hell)
car enthusiast t-shirt, anti-electric car shirt, funny car shirt, gearhead t-shirt, muscle car shirt, offensive car t-shirt, anti-Tesla shirt, muscle car tee, gas over electric shirt, car culture apparel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!